I started to post DVJ Bazuka's videos a while back, but I didn't get very far, so I'm just going to start over at the beginning. There are a lot of videos, so if you don't want to wait for me to post them here, just head over to her website and watch the videos. Bazuka is a Russian DJ who makes sexy videos to accompany her music.
Another girl group from our returning champions, the Ukrainian label MamaMusic. This is the only video I know of by this group, and it's from a few years ago.
Okay, these videos aren't actually part of the list, but I have a few suggestions. I'm going to follow their own guidelines, leaving out anything that's not in English and anything that's Euro/house music. I only beg your indulgence in suggesting that just because an artist is from Britain it doesn't automatically disqualify them from a list such as this. You don't have to do that much research to find these videos. So with a hand and a leg tied behind my back, I give you 10 videos that should have been on Fuse's list.
Rihanna - "Shut Up and Drive"
My favorite video by Rihanna. I just think she looks really hot here.
Girls Aloud - "Long Hot Summer"
I'm not sure why Fuse is so anti-Britain, but no Sexiest Music Videos Ever list could be complete without Girls Aloud, although this video is certainly not the only one I could have listed here.
Christina Aguilera - "Not Myself Tonight"
Did Fuse never watch this video? I can't think of any other explanation for them not including it.
Pittsburg Slim - "Girls Kiss Girls"
How many videos feature a Penthouse Pet giving a sexy striptease and then kissing another girl? You would think that would qualify it for Fuse's list.
Emma Bunton - "Free Me"
Say hello to Baby Spice, all grown up.
Britney Spears - "Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know"
Fuse's list certainly has plenty of Britney Spears, but this is one of her best videos, certainly sexier than the video they put at #100.
Christina Milian feat. Joe Budden - "Whatever U Want"
Surely this video belongs on their list somewhere.
Mya - "My Love Is Like...Wo"
Classy and sexy.
Paulina Rubio - "I'll Be Right Here (Sexual Lover)"
Sure, she's a Latin Pop star, but so is Shakira, and she made the list. No excuses for not including this.
Keri Hilson feat. Rick Ross - "The Way You Love Me"
Keri Hilson made the list, so I know Fuse knows about her. I can't think of a single reason why this one didn't make the list.
After watching just a little of this program, I have a feeling it's not really going to compete with FHM's list, but I'll go ahead and include it. I guess I won't be happy with this or any 100 Sexiest Music Videos list until I write one myself, which I'm probably going to do after posting all of these videos. I'm hesitant to do so, because I know that as soon as I write one, I'll start finding a lot more videos that belong there. But I can just change it later. The FHM list seriously handicaps itself by not including Eastern Europe, and based on what I've seen so far, the Fuse list handicaps itself even further by not even including the Euro/house videos. Guess what, when you're making a list of the sexiest music videos ever, and you don't include the two genres that create the most sexy music videos, your list isn't going to be very good. Nevertheless, here is Part 1.